Dickwad of the Year Awards
It's been a busy year for the asswipes, dickheads and overall f'kwits. I've kept the lists down to ten in both national and international, which means some truly deserving souls didn't make the cut. To Je$$e Jack$on, George $oros and the rest, better luck next year.
I found it impossible to rank these dickwads, since they all clamored for first place, so the lists are in no particular order.
Kamau Kambon. This is the dickwad who went to Howard University and called for the all black student body to start murdering every white they could find. The mainstream media really recoiled in horror over this, didn't they?
Jimmy Carter. He never fails to latch onto an opportunity to piss all over the United States, doesn't he?
Cindy Sheehan. Poor little Cindy lost her son in Iraq, and for that I feel for her. She then abused his memory by using him as an excuse to promote every wacked-out cause she could find.
Ramsey Clark. From Viet Nam to Iraq, this piece of shit has backed any nation and any tyrant who met one pressing criteria - that they were either at war against the U.S. or just mass murderers. I fail to understand why he will be allowed back into this country.
John Murtha. The far left's tame warrior, who single-handedly decided that heaping shame and scorn on our troops was a good thing. I still want to know how far up his ass he ad to reach for the statistics he produced.
Linda Blanco & Ray Nagin. The Dynamic Duo of New Orleans refused to get off their fat asses and help their people, preferring instead to piss and moan that everything was the fault of the Federal government. How come FEMA worked so well in Florida?
James Sokolove, et al. These scum sucking dickwads maskerading as lawyers continue to prey on the ignorant, fishing for any excuse to file class action suits - against anybody.
The Troika - Dean, Reid & Pelosi. These dickwads have decided that being in the minority means using everything at their disposal to try and destroy the country. Having no ideas of their own, they will use any lie, leak any information if they think it will hurt the President and the nation.
NY Times, Boston Globe, Wash. Post, LA Times, etc. These noble seekers of truth have abdicated any semblance of fairness or honest reporting. Substituting opinion for fact, they've become the puppies licking at the heels of every far left cause they can find. The orgasms of delight they had over the 2,000th American death was sickening.
George W. Bush. Dubya spent the year watching the left attack our nation unmercifully and didn't do shit about it. For someone who is supposed to be the leader of the Free World, George was flat-out pathetic.
Vincente Fox. While guarding his own southern border, this dickwad used his military to help illegals get into our country. When we finally decided that doing something about that would be a good idea, he cried.
Kim Jong Il: The fearless leader of North Korea spent another year developing his nuclear stockpile, while trying to play negotiation games and watching his people eat grass, trees and each other. Truly a prince among men.
Jacques Chirac. This sanctimonious asshole has spent years thumbing his nose at the U.S. about how superior French Liberty, Equality and Fraternity was - until the Muslim rioters shoved his attitude up his ass for him. What a shame.
Boy Assad. Assad's had a tough year in Syria - the Lebanese finally got most of his storm troopers out after he had their most popular politician assassinated. Then he had the American and Iraqi troops at his back door, sticking his with the care and feeding of his merry band of terrorists.
George Galloway. The pinnacle of British Communism came to America to preen and act the fool when teatifying before Congress. Within weeks, his name showed up all over the place in the oil for food debacle - he said he'd head right back to the States to prove he didn't lie to Congress. Musta missed his flight.
Saddam Trial Judge. I have no idea who this f'kwad is, but compared to him Judge Ito ran the O.J. trial with an iron fist. From the first minute of the first day, this dildo has had no clue what's happening in his own courtroom. You want proof? Ramsey Clark.
Zarqawi. This sweetheart is still doing his damndest to show the world that he can murder Muslims anywhere, anytime. Mosques, Korans - he'll shit on any of it. His sojourn into Jordan might have been a bit of a faux pas, tho.
Mahmud Ahmadinejad. The newest leader of Iran has really gone out of his way to make friends with the international community. Between calling for Israel to be "wiped off the map", banning "Western" music (that being everything but Iranian music), continuing his nuclear weapons program - hell, this boy could hit Number One - with a bullet.
Australian Muslim Imams. Telling their flock that they don't have to obey Aussie laws, learn their customs or make any effort to fit in was bad enough. Giving a blanket authorization to go forth and rape anyone who looks good make them overqualified for this list.
Hugo Chavez. Fidel's hand puppet, Hugo has convinced himself that the United States gives a shit about him. He has used Jimmy Carter to bless his "elections" and threatened to send his F-15's (from a previous regime) to Cuba and China because we stopped sending spare parts. Another prince of a guy.
The United Nations in general and Kofi Anus in particular should have made the list as well, but there's always next year.
Happy New Year, everyone!