Obnoxious Droppings

A Former Sgt in the US Marines, US Army and Australian Federal Police - With an Attitude Problem - Looking at the Shits & Giggles of life from a Quasi-Conservative Point of View * * * WARNING! STRONG LANGUAGE FOLLOWS! * * *

31 December, 2005

Dickwad of the Year Awards

It's been a busy year for the asswipes, dickheads and overall f'kwits. I've kept the lists down to ten in both national and international, which means some truly deserving souls didn't make the cut. To Je$$e Jack$on, George $oros and the rest, better luck next year.

I found it impossible to rank these dickwads, since they all clamored for first place, so the lists are in no particular order.

Kamau Kambon. This is the dickwad who went to Howard University and called for the all black student body to start murdering every white they could find. The mainstream media really recoiled in horror over this, didn't they?

Jimmy Carter. He never fails to latch onto an opportunity to piss all over the United States, doesn't he?

Cindy Sheehan. Poor little Cindy lost her son in Iraq, and for that I feel for her. She then abused his memory by using him as an excuse to promote every wacked-out cause she could find.

Ramsey Clark. From Viet Nam to Iraq, this piece of shit has backed any nation and any tyrant who met one pressing criteria - that they were either at war against the U.S. or just mass murderers. I fail to understand why he will be allowed back into this country.

John Murtha. The far left's tame warrior, who single-handedly decided that heaping shame and scorn on our troops was a good thing. I still want to know how far up his ass he ad to reach for the statistics he produced.

Linda Blanco & Ray Nagin. The Dynamic Duo of New Orleans refused to get off their fat asses and help their people, preferring instead to piss and moan that everything was the fault of the Federal government. How come FEMA worked so well in Florida?

James Sokolove, et al. These scum sucking dickwads maskerading as lawyers continue to prey on the ignorant, fishing for any excuse to file class action suits - against anybody.

The Troika - Dean, Reid & Pelosi. These dickwads have decided that being in the minority means using everything at their disposal to try and destroy the country. Having no ideas of their own, they will use any lie, leak any information if they think it will hurt the President and the nation.

NY Times, Boston Globe, Wash. Post, LA Times, etc. These noble seekers of truth have abdicated any semblance of fairness or honest reporting. Substituting opinion for fact, they've become the puppies licking at the heels of every far left cause they can find. The orgasms of delight they had over the 2,000th American death was sickening.

George W. Bush. Dubya spent the year watching the left attack our nation unmercifully and didn't do shit about it. For someone who is supposed to be the leader of the Free World, George was flat-out pathetic.

Vincente Fox. While guarding his own southern border, this dickwad used his military to help illegals get into our country. When we finally decided that doing something about that would be a good idea, he cried.

Kim Jong Il: The fearless leader of North Korea spent another year developing his nuclear stockpile, while trying to play negotiation games and watching his people eat grass, trees and each other. Truly a prince among men.

Jacques Chirac. This sanctimonious asshole has spent years thumbing his nose at the U.S. about how superior French Liberty, Equality and Fraternity was - until the Muslim rioters shoved his attitude up his ass for him. What a shame.

Boy Assad. Assad's had a tough year in Syria - the Lebanese finally got most of his storm troopers out after he had their most popular politician assassinated. Then he had the American and Iraqi troops at his back door, sticking his with the care and feeding of his merry band of terrorists.

George Galloway. The pinnacle of British Communism came to America to preen and act the fool when teatifying before Congress. Within weeks, his name showed up all over the place in the oil for food debacle - he said he'd head right back to the States to prove he didn't lie to Congress. Musta missed his flight.

Saddam Trial Judge. I have no idea who this f'kwad is, but compared to him Judge Ito ran the O.J. trial with an iron fist. From the first minute of the first day, this dildo has had no clue what's happening in his own courtroom. You want proof? Ramsey Clark.

Zarqawi. This sweetheart is still doing his damndest to show the world that he can murder Muslims anywhere, anytime. Mosques, Korans - he'll shit on any of it. His sojourn into Jordan might have been a bit of a faux pas, tho.

Mahmud Ahmadinejad. The newest leader of Iran has really gone out of his way to make friends with the international community. Between calling for Israel to be "wiped off the map", banning "Western" music (that being everything but Iranian music), continuing his nuclear weapons program - hell, this boy could hit Number One - with a bullet.

Australian Muslim Imams. Telling their flock that they don't have to obey Aussie laws, learn their customs or make any effort to fit in was bad enough. Giving a blanket authorization to go forth and rape anyone who looks good make them overqualified for this list.

Hugo Chavez. Fidel's hand puppet, Hugo has convinced himself that the United States gives a shit about him. He has used Jimmy Carter to bless his "elections" and threatened to send his F-15's (from a previous regime) to Cuba and China because we stopped sending spare parts. Another prince of a guy.

The United Nations in general and Kofi Anus in particular should have made the list as well, but there's always next year.

Happy New Year, everyone!


In Case You Missed It

In the update I added to yesterday's post, "How I Hope This Is Genuine", there was a key bit of information that all Western nations should be aware of:

Dr Ali also criticised Sheik Faiz Mohamad, from Global Islamic Youth Centre in Sydney, for a lecture he delivered to a crowd of more than 1000 people in March, in which he said female rape victims had only themselves to "blame".

"There's an imam in Sydney ... who made a statement that there are girls in this country that deserve to be raped - that's all rubbish," Dr Ali said.

Sheik Faiz reportedly told public followers at a public meeting in Bankstown: "A victim of rape every minute somewhere in the world. Why? No one to blame but herself. She displayed her beauty to the entire world.

"Strapless, backless, sleeveless, nothing but satanic skirts, slit skirts, translucent blouses, miniskirts, tight jeans: all this to tease man and appeal to his carnal nature."

Doesn't that just warm the cockles of your heart and want to just go hug these people?


30 December, 2005

Progressive Australia

Now this is a government department we could use here!

Maybe they could even keep an eye on the accuracy of "news" papers!


How I Hope This Is Genuine!

I got this in the mail the other day and I've been trying to verify it - with no success so far. I really hope it's true. If it isn't it damn well should be!

CANBERRA AUSTRALIA: Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown.

Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or atheocratic state, then Australia is not for you," he said on national television. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia, one the Australian law and another the Islamic law, that is false.

If you can't agree with parliamentary law, independent courts, democracy, and would prefer Sharia law and have the opportunity to go to another country which practices it, perhaps, then, that's a better option," Costello said. Asked whether he meant radical clerics would be forced to leave, he said those with dual citizenship could possibly be asked to move to the other country.

Education Minister Brendan Nelson later told reporters that Muslims who did not want to accept local values should "clear off". "Basically, people who don't want to be Australians, and they don't want to live by Australian values and understand them, well then they can basically clear off," he said. Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.

UPDATE: I still haven't found anything directly supporting this article, but this from News.com.au is really worth reading.


28 December, 2005

Oh, Dear - Did It Again

Body not happy. Back in open revolt.

I may be off the air for a day or two. I can use the time to try and pare down my "Dickwads of the Year" list to ten. That's going to be incredibly difficult.

I may need more than one list.


27 December, 2005

The Religion Of Piss

Let's have a round of applause for those Muslim protectors of the faith in Indonesia, as they continue to gather on the island of Sulawesi. Religion of peace? Not f'kin likely.

Ever since that 40 year old con man took chunks of the Jewish and Christian faiths in 8th century Arabia and cobbled together a story that would make him the top boy, the Muslim faith has been guided by one principle - join me or die. The Christian minority in Indonesia has been getting a reminder of that for the last five years or so.

In one of their most recent acts of tolerance, a group of brave Muslim souls ambushed a group of four girls walking home from school. Three of these were beheaded on the spot, while the fourth managed to escape with a slice going from her neck up to around her forehead.

When the fighting started in 2000, the Christians had the audacity to fight back. Since 2002 though, they've been pretty much huddling together hoping for the government in Jakarta to step in to prevent those brave Muslim Freedom Fighters from slaughtering more children.

Yeah - that'll happen, won't it?


24 December, 2005

FLASH! Santa's On His Way!

According to the NORAD site, Santa has already been to New Zealand and Australia, and at this hour is over Japan.

Go to the NORAD Santa site to track his progress over the 24 hours of Christmas Eve to see when he arrives in your part of the world.

From GOC in Winston Salem, She Who Must Be Obeyed and the rest of our mob (including the Devil Dog) we wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukkah.


23 December, 2005

S&G - The Urinal Lies!

Yeah, I know - what a shock that the Winston Salem Urinal would publish a lie. What am I talking about? There's a short article with the headline "Security is more important than privacy, Bush says". The story then talks about the Bush administration, not him personally. And the quote they base this on? "There is undeniably an important and legitimate privacy interest at stake with respect to the activities described by the president," wrote Assistant Attorney General William E. Moschella. "That must be balanced, however, against the government's compelling interest in the security of the nation." Legitimate privacy must be balanced. Maybe they printed the wrong story.

North Carolina - the good and the bad. Payday lenders have finally been put out of business here. The law here puts a cap of 36% annual interest on small loans - the payday loan shops have been charging over 400%. Even Carlos Gambino would have been ashamed of that. Meanwhile, our Democratic State government combines with out Democratic governor to make sure illegals can continue getting drivers licenses here. We're one of six states that'll take a tax id number instead of a SSN, and there's a very good political reason for this. It's called Slick Willie's Motor Voter Act. Every person getting a license here is also being pretty much begged to register to vote - even after being told they can't. My wife used her Green Card as ID when she got her license, and they were dumbfounded when she told them only U.S. Citizens are authorized to vote.

The Mexican giggle continues. I asked in my last post if Mexico lets in anybody at their Southers border. Now I know the answer - they charge their illegals with a felony and jail them - exactly what they are up in arms about what the U.S. has proposed. Gotta love it.

The Dept of Transportation has officially approved Santa's flight plan, so starting tomorrow you can go to
NORAD's web site and follow along as they track his flight around the world. Since Santa starts at the International Date Line and heads west from there, you should be able to see him from around Noon ET. I've followed Santa's flight for the last few years and I think the grown-ups will get as big a kick out of this as the kids will.


21 December, 2005

Mexico Declares War on U.S.

Following up on yesterday's article - the Mexican government has now declared that they will actively block the construction of a wall on U.S. soil between the two nations. The only ways I can see that those scum suckers can block the construction of the wall is to come on to U.S. soil in attempts to sabotage this or to sit on their side of the border and shoot at construction workers. Either plan will constitute acts of war under international treaties.

Mexico is also 'encouraging' illegals here to report - or create - 'human rights violations'. Has it occured to these assholes that they are walking human rights violations? Mexico is going so far as to hiring a public relations company - an American public relations company.

I hope that company is going to get well paid, because they should lose all existing and future American customers.

When did it become accepted international policy that the United States is the only nation in the world who is not allowed to control its own borders? I haven't checked lately, but does anyone out there think Mexico's southern border is taking in anyone and everyone with no standards?


20 December, 2005

A Giggle I Missed

The Mexican foreign secretary has condemned the proposal for a fence between us and them as "stupid" and "underhanded". He claimed that the U.S. was turning a blind eye to the contributions all them illegal Mexicans have made to our economy and culture.

Yep - all them contributions like gangs, murders, rapes, beatings and intimidation. And of course there's the economic factor of the ones who actually do get work sending all the U.S. currency to Mexico.

Now, how could we have missed all that? Maybe that wall they're thinking about really is a bad idea. Maybe it should be dug 30 feet down and made 50 feet high - with 40,000 volts going thru it.


A Short & Sweet S&G

I think I've had an idea who's time has come. I think it's high time that Iran was wiped off the face of the map and given back to the Persians. If the Iranis what to have their own country, let Saudi Arabia make room for them - in the deepest desert.

Let's see - 150 pounds of plastic explosives, 2,500 blasting caps and 20,000 feet of det cord grow legs and vanish into the New Mexico night, and the ATF is investigating to see if terrorism is involved? What, do they think this is all for a child's birthday party fireworks? Almost four miles of det cord can destroy a lot of things all by itself - if I remember right, about 40 wraps around a telephone pole will destroy it quite nicely.

There was a little snippet I noticed in the story about the two chem and bio warfare women who were just released. Did anyone else pick up on them saying that they were indeed working on those weapons, but destroyed them before the March 2003 invasion? Nope, no weapons of mass destruction here - move along.

And how would you like to be a family who decided to take a once-in-a-lifetime trip to New York? You plan on seeing the lights and displays on Fifth Ave, maybe do some shopping on that famous (and woefully overpriced) street and, if time and ticket availability permitted, take in a show. You arrive at the airport - and find you can't get into the city unless you want to walk, thanks to the transport strike. They picked one of the best times of the year to inflict maximum damage to the city and its retailers. Congratulations, strikers - may everyone of you lose your jobs. And a Merry F'kin Christmas to each one of them, as they get fined on top of no income.


16 December, 2005

A Fireside S&G

A rundown of selected items from today's Winston Salem Urinal. Hey - if Fiorello LaGuardia could do it, why not me?

Actor Morgan Freeman has endeared himself to me. He's quoted as saying that he thinks having a Black History Month is ridiculous. He said Black History and White History are all American History. He also wants people to stop calling each other a Black Man or a White Man. It's a shame he'll be relegated to the Bill Cosby wing of what the NAACP considers Racist Uncle Toms.

Did you know that one in twenty adults in the U.S. are illiterate? Further, another 44% have only the basic skills to get around in our society? Of course, most of what they are basing their survey on is the ability to read, write, do math, etc. - in English. Well, no shit - especially with people like the ACLU and others of that ilk saying that instead of the illegal Mexicans learning English the rest of us must learn Spanish.

The French pulled off a raid on some "militant Islamics". They found several pounds of TNT, 19 sticks of dynamite, AK-47 and Famas assault rifles, assorted handguns, bulletproof vests and ski masks. I'm going to guess the local Imams there are going to scream racism, while the French government will most likely offer the "militants" work on the Foreign Legion.

The UN 'peace keeping' unit standing between Eritrea and Ethiopia is missing a few members today, since the Eritrean government demanded all Americans, Canadians and Europeans be removed and sent home. Both countries have been building up their troops at the border lately. In true UN form, it looks like the entire peace keeping unit will be withdrawn. I think it's a smart move by Eritrea - get the Yanks and Europeans out of the line of fire so they don't piss us off!

There's a billboard going up in Raleigh, North Carolina, that has the Arab Apologist groups going apeshit. The sign will be of a man in a traditional Arab headscarf, clutching a grenade in one hand and a North Carolina drivers license in the other. The Caption will be, "Don't License Terrorists". "It's bigoted!! It's Racist!!" It's also true, asswipe. Who the hell do you think we're fighting - the Monks in Nepal?

And then there's the editorial. It looks like Congress isn't going to do anything about the alternative tax. That tax was designed to catch the ultra rich, who could afford enough CPA's that they paid minimal taxes. That tax is still in effect, unchanged, so that now those earning over $100,000 in taxable income are going to get nailed. It's pretty damn obvious that group includes said editorial writer. All the rest of the year they've been screaming about Bush's tax breaks for the rich. I guess he must of missed one, huh? Ain't that a shame?


Whip Me, Beat Me

I'm getting heartily sick of the latest cause de jour. Ever since we captured our first prisoner in the war on terror, Amnesty International, the ACLU and all the other usual suspects have screamed that we're torturing these poor, lost and innocent souls.

Of course, the MSM picked up on this immediately, and on almost a daily basis since 9-11 they've been pushing the same view - to the point that the rest of the world now believes we use torture as a matter of course. They seem to base this on Abu Graib, which at best could be described as "degrading". Shit - if the air conditioning goes out or their copy of the Koran isn't facing the right direction, that's torture.

John McCain, who has a real good grasp on just what torture can consist of, has now railroaded an act through the Senate which pretty much says exactly the same things we've already agreed to in international treaties. I guess McCain needed to get his name in the media as taking some kind of high ground in order to get his 2008 run kicked off. I would've thought Condi Rice has better things to do than travel the world trying to convince the French (who do use torture - check the Kepi Blanc) that we don't muss the hair of these little pets.

Look, people - if torture didn't work, do you think it would have lasted for thousands of years? Yes, it can cause some people to tell you whatever they think you want to hear, but depending on what is done and how it is done you can get good, solid and consistent information. Consistentcy is the key here.

I'm also ready to puke every time I hear how we have to show that "we're better than them". That we "don't stoop to their level".


When you are in a war you must use whatever tools you have available. You don't take tanks or Warthogs out of the field because someone is upset about the depleted uranium rounds. You don't take bombers away because someone else is crying that they might accidentally cause civilian casualties. If you are really fighting a war against this scum-sucking filth, you have to use what you have.

Or are we just jerking off?


15 December, 2005

Aussie Riot Aftermath

The New South Wales Parliament has passed new draconian laws in response to the riots that took place last weekend. They even gave the police the power to declare a section of Sydney dry if they so desire! Shut down the beer? In Australia?

When you read the attached article, pay attention to this phrase: "Extra police were on duty at Cronulla, while at nearby Brighton-Le-Sands, scene of a racially motivated stabbing Sunday". Notice how they let you assume who stabbed who? Instead of saying it was an Arab who stabbed an Aussie?

Not that any media would have an agenda, right?


The Iceman Cometh

And this place is looking like Ice Station Zebra. I've had the 'puter off for most of the day as we've been getting the occasional power spike. Even the UPS unit shut down once!

The ice on my car was about 1/2 inch thick - it then melted to about 3/8, and now it's re-freezing, with more freezing rain coming.

Needless to say, this old boy is staying inside during this mess. All I need is to go out and slip on the ice!!


A Little Help?

A friend of mine has come across the site "Veteran Advantage" and asked if I knew anything about it. Short answer - no.

If there's anyone out there familar with this, could you let me know about it? Do the companies listed actually give the discounts listed? At $40.00 a year it looks a bit expensive to me, but is it worth the money?

Leave a comment and let me know so I can pass this on. Thanks.


13 December, 2005

Just Another S&G

I see where a group of Americans calling themselves "Witness Against Torture" is currently outside the gates of Gitmo. They're holding a hunger strike until they are let inside and allowed to chat with the murdering terrorist pieces of shit. I hope they stick with this and dont wuss out - the end of the strike would be the end of them.

Speaking of torture, have any of you seen the pictures on TV of Santas being lynched? John McCain should be all over that, right? "Cruel, inhumane or degrading" are the words, right?

What constitutes "degrading" treatment for the terrorists we currently hold? Is pointing at one of those scum and giggling considered "degrading"? How about giving one of them an old-fashioned frat party beer shower? How the hell can you degrade people who are still living in the 8th century?

I want to know where Murtha is getting his stats from. He has to be pulling them out of his ass. According to the Marine Corps, there's no such thing as an ex-Marine; we are all Former Marines. Sorry Commandant, but I have two exceptions for you. Lee Harvey Oswald and John Murtha.

And a new $20 billion, 15 year plan is being put into place to clean up the Great Lakes. I don't think the'll have to worry about Lake Michigan though, especially around Chicago. Any water that's been through that many kidneys has got to be pure!!


12 December, 2005

Hits Coming Outta My Butt!

I just had a look to see what traffic's been like here lately, expecting to see the normal 30 - 40 hits I've been getting. I damn near fell off the chair when I saw there's been almost 90 hits here today!!

I found the culprit - Mudville Gazette picked up on my article about the Australian riots and was kind enough to throw me a bone.

Should any of you lovely people at Mudville see this, give a guy some warning next time! I gots a weak heart!!


Australian Riots - Update

I see where the Australian federal government and the New South Wales government are now trying to say that the riots were all the fault of Neo-Nazis and Skinhead White Supremicists.

Isn't that so much easier to cope with than to actually deal with the reality of what happened and what the causes are?


15 Hours and Counting

While the wacked-out wing of the Left (aka, "mainstream") are preparing their hair shirts and getting ready for much wailing and gnashing of teeth, this is a good time to review what a wonderful humanitarian Stanley "Tookie" Williams has been and indeed remains to this day.

You can read a fairly comprehensive list of Tookie's good deeds here at Indigo's site.


11 December, 2005

Australian Race Riots

For several years, Arabs in Australia would take their women to beaches where they would swim pretty much fully clothed. While there, the Arab men would yell all sorts of insults at the Australian women who were in their normal swim attire.

Last weekend, a couple of Aussie beach lifesavers at Cronulla Beach were severly beaten by a group of Arabs. That's where the fun begins.

Yesterday, thousands of Anglo Aussies and gangs of Arabs got into it. Police and paramedics were attacked and hospitalised in the worst riot seen in Australia since the 1860's. Of course, some mouthpiece for a group called Forum on Australian-Islamic Relations, Kuranda Seyit, said he never imagined tensions would result in "horrible mob violence".

"It was clearly Australian people victimising another ethnic group. It shows that there is underlying racism running deeply in the Australian psyche. It's been simmering for a few years but I think the latest incident here - people have really let loose their inherent racism and violence … The only thing I am worried about is that it's going to further play on the minds of young Australian Muslims, particularly of Lebanese origin."

See? Nothing to do with the Muslims gangs who have recently beaten and raped Anglos. Nothing to do with the Muslims refusing to assimilate into the Aussie way of life. In fact, it's nothing to do with Muslims at all - it's always someone else's fault.

In a way, I feel that the Aussies got exactly what they deserved. They were way ahead of the U.S. in their multiculti demands. While I was living there, from 1977 to 1991, ethnic groups were actively encouraged to keep culture - and language - to the point where none of them were expected to learn English.

As a cop there, I found many, many occasions when I was unable to communicate with perps. Trying to find interpreters for Greek, Italian, Serbian, etc, etc, could take hours so some fairly nasty people ended up back on the street.

Australia has been sitting back smugly and watching the riots in France, thinking that the French deserved what happened. I'd like to think that this might wake up Australia to the festering sores in their midsts, but since they encouraged the source of these sores, I have my doubts.


10 December, 2005

More Journalistic Integrity

Someone at the Washington Post, relying on the fact that they won't have to reveal their "source", seems to have created and published the rumor that the U.S. has "secret CIA torture prisons" around the world. With absolutely zero fact checking, the rest of the MSM jumps on the bandwagon publishing said rumor as fact, causing the rest of the world to believe this is happening and demanding that our government prove a negative - that such places don't exist.

Fast forward to late this week. Someone (most likely within the Democratic party) starts a rumor that Lieberman is going to replace Rumsfield as SecDef. Lieberman, who has actually been to Iraq on several occasions, has had the temerity to say that our overall strategy there is actually working and that, despite what Kerry says, our troops are not terrorists.

While the Murtha/Pelosi/Kerry/Dean wing of the party want us out NOW, the rest of the Dems in congress are all over the map in what they think of the situation. Pelosi then gets up and says that this is a good thing - their party is diverse. What it actually means is that you can see a party so completely divided that they would have problems winning another election without the aid and succor of their friends in MSM.

Does anyone remember the Monty Python "argument" sketch, where it's the automatic gainsaying of whatever the other persons position is?



08 December, 2005


A couple of things I forgot to put on my post for this morning.

Can anyone please explain to me why the Iraqi's didn just handcuff and shackle Saddam yesterday and frog march his ass into the courtroom? Oh, yeah - the judge is trying for the "Judge Ito I Can't Control My Own F'kin Courtroom" award.

And the mate of mine formerly known as Cityslicker is back with a new web site. Go over to My World According To The Facts and say hi to the lad. He's not quite right in the head these days because he and his wife are expecting their first. I'm assuming he'll get over it though.


Catching Up On Things

Sorry I'm late, folks - I was in an accident earlier this week and needed a couple of days for what I laughingly call my body to settle down.

While flipping through the channels on Monday night, I saw that the Sundance channel was airing something called "Torture". The premise of the show? A half dozen volunteers were living in a "Gitmo" situation. Torture. Right.

Ramsey Clark, who joined Fonda on one of her trips to North Vietnam and has soiled his shorts with lust for every murderous dictator since, actually compared the rape, torture and murder of just about everyone in an Iraqi village to when he was "knocked down several times (by the Secret Service) when they see some kind of threat." He also said Saddam can't be held responsible for these heinous crimes because, "he was the president of the country, he was in a war, he was a pretty busy guy." Now, how can you argue with logic like that?

"The idea that we're going to win this war is just plain wrong." So says Howard Dean, the leader of the Democratic party. I'm trying to come to terms with a person in that position making this statement while our troops are in harm's way. He compares Iraq to Vietnam - with good reason. He's doing his damnedest to slime our fighting men just like his compatriots did over 30 years ago. And he speaks for the party, right? Except for the over half that he doesn't speak for.

Some mobile dickhead yesterday decided to take on one of the air marshals. Not a real good move. If you're on an aircraft, run wildly in the aisle, say you have a bomb in your bag and then reach into the bag, you've just closed out your health record. His wife was behind him saying he hadn't had his meds. Why? If that is indeed the case, why didn't she make sure that he took them? In my mind she is as culpable as he was.

Has anyone seen the commercials Intel has been airing lately for its Celeron processors? "Want incredible entertainment experiences in your lap?" For the life of me I can't think of anything in that category that involves a computer, can you? She Who Must Be Obeyed told me to leave this bit alone and just walk away, but I couldn't do it.


03 December, 2005

Army Navy Day

Isn't it a wonderful thing that ESPN has made a movie about West Point football? And that the entire film has the members of the team trying to cheat their way through? Did anyone really expect anything less?

This day usually leaves me in a quandary. I spent over five years in the Marine Corps followed by almost four years in the Army, so when the annual Army Navy Game comes around, my multiple personalities start surfacing. This dichotomy normally sorts its self out when the Marine side kicks some serious Army ass!!

Go Navy - - Beat Army!


02 December, 2005

A Christmas Story

Blogmama - you're the one who sent this to me, so the language be on your head!!

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season.


A Make-Up S&G

President Bush gets a subpoena to appear on Monday for jury duty. I know exactly where he's going to be that day - right down the street from me in Kernersville NC for a meeting with Deere Hitachi execs. Think about it - would you want to have him on the jury if you were the defendant?

The media obsession with body counts just keeps on coming. We had the 2,000th member of the military killed. Oh, the cry, moan, piss & bitch. Now the 1,000th animal has been executed since the restoration of the death penalty. The bean counter's control of the news is really out of hand.

Speaking of which, an Australian was executed by hanging yesterday for trafficking in heroin. The Australian government along with the usual suspects gnashed their teeth and donned their hair shirts to no avail. A travel tip - when you leave your home country you become subject to the laws of the country you are currently in. Deal with it.

Rep Charlie Rangel (Confused - NY) made a very profound statement yesterday about Iraq. "The troops want to come home. They want to come home." Earth to Rangel - every service member anywhere in the world wants to come home. I guess the Dems united front consisting of 15 different positions is having trouble coming to grips with that.

Does anyone know who did the camera work for the terrorists version of Capricorn One? I'm presuming it was one of Hollywood's directors who put that little piece of fantasy together.

The Euroweenies are now demanding to know all about those "secret prisons" that may or may not exist, as well as who's there and where "there" is. Yeah - like we'd tell them so they can feed the info straight to the Islamofascists. Although, knowing the left side of the aisle in our congress, I'm surprised they don't have that data already.

Speaking of people who are trying their damnedest to get our allies to pull out of Iraq, Rep
Murtha is flapping his gums again. Too bad there's no f'kin brain to back it up. Our troops are "worn out" and "living hand to mouth". He's now doing a Kerry and Edwards, saying he made a mistake in voting for the war. Has anyone else noticed that, according to the left, anyone connected to the military are shit except their military boys, in which case they sanctify every word they dribble and ooze?

So - the State Dept. is up in arms over the United Arab Emirates arresting a slew of gays at a mock wedding. Foggy bottom's gays must really have their nuts in a knot over this one. What does State plan to do - attack every nation that has laws they don't like?

Poor Hugo Chavez is being hard done by again. The opposition (at least those still breathing) are boycotting the election this weekend because Chavez has already pretty much declared the result. Of course this is all Bush's fault. Shit - if his dog craps on the carpet Chavez thinks Bush put him up to it.

And I want everyone to know that
Wayne's World is back in action. Wayne's youngest goes into the Air Force this weekend, while that one's older brother is a Corporal in the Marines, currently on Okinawa after doing his first tour in the kitty litter. Go over and give the man some love - he has some great reading there as well!