S&G - Fun & Games

Bob Woodruff, the ABC co-anchor, was seriously wounded over the weekend in Iraq by an IED. That tears it, folks - it's time for an immediate withdrawal of all journalists from Iraq. They reckon that his body armor - you know, the stuff that's supposed to be worthless according to the media - saved his life. By the way, has it occured to anyone that Humvees and Deuce-and-a-halfs aren't supposed to be armored? Does anyone remember how much armor was on Jeeps?

Cindy Sheehan, of Berkeley, CA (who would've guessed that!) removed her head from Hugo Chavez's ass long enough to say she's thinking of running for the Senate against Diane Feinstein because Feinstein hasn't had a lobotomy. This sideshow just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?

Nancy Pelosi (better Red than - well, anything) has already starting making accusations about the State of the Union speech. Last I saw that speech hasn't been given yet. She's saying that Bush's speech won't do anything to help the average American. Hello? It's a speech, Nancy - it's not legislation.

Bits of reality have started to slap the piss out of Hamas. They're trying to get the rest of the world to keep the cash flowing in but they've hit a snag. Something to do with being a bunch of murderous f'kin terrorists who want to destroy Israel, and trying to get all the bomb throwers into an army. If they really think about it though, they really don't need us or Europe - the Saudis and Iran should be able to foot the bill for them.

And some mobile dildo named Dale McFeatters had an OpEd piece in today's paper. Did you know that the FBI didn't subpoena the Google records? According to this f'kwit it was the Bush Administration that did it. I guess this dickwad reckons that anything done by any of the leftist bureaucrats in the Federal government isn't done by that Department - Bush did it!