S&G - And The Winner Is ...

Let's see - movies about how glorious it is to blow yourself up, being a transvestite and gay sheep herders. TV shows about rampant adultry and selling dope at PTA meetings. The Golden Globes were a big hit in Hollyweird, but then they can't figure out why people are avoiding their work in droves. I think the loser was the American people.

Mayor Ray Nagin of New Orleans apparently stole Pat Robertson's phone and has been talking to God. God told him that He's really pissed off with America, which is why He sent all those storms. He's also pissed off about us being in Iraq. Finally, God told Nagin that New Orleans has to be a "chocolate city". I guess that means Whites, Hispanics, Asians and everyone else aren't to move there (or spend their money there). Nagin also claimed to have talked with Martin Luther King Jr about Black-on-Black crime, but I understand King Jr told Nagin to go away.

President I'madinnerplate of Iran is going to hold a conference to try and find out if there was such a thing as the Holocaust. I'm just guessing here, but the ones he'll name to his panel aren't going to be the epitome of higher education.

Finally, I read today's column by Leonard Pitts of the Miami Herald. He's visiting an area where Ohio meets West Virginia, and he was shocked - shocked, I say - that there are Whites who are living in poverty! How could this happen!? Everyone knows that all Whites pull down 6-figure salaries and live in Brady Bunch houses.

Right?