Obnoxious Droppings

A Former Sgt in the US Marines, US Army and Australian Federal Police - With an Attitude Problem - Looking at the Shits & Giggles of life from a Quasi-Conservative Point of View * * * WARNING! STRONG LANGUAGE FOLLOWS! * * *

11 October, 2005

I Smurfed My Pants!

Have you heard about the new UNICEF fund-raising film? In the vein pioneered by "Bambi Meets Godzilla", this starts with the Smurfs - the original Blue Man Group - dancing, singing and generally smurfing around in their little village.

In the middle of this, aircraft appear which proceed to bomb the smurf outta them, smurfing out the entire population. Their moral? Bombs hurt people.

No smurf.

4 Comments:

At 8:19 AM, Blogger nope said...

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