He Tries Harder?

So - some maggot-gagger named "Ayman al-Zawahiri" who claims to be Al Qaeda's number two boy put out a new tape on his weekly Al Jism variety show.

That confuses me somewhat. I thought the #2 boy was Dick(head) Durbin (rhymes with turban).

Speaking of dog shit, I see that none of the Dimocraps in the House or the Senate - or anywhere in the party heirarchy for that matter (Howie, the Meany Deany, for one) - has come out in public and disagreed with Prick Durbin's statements about our nation and our military.

Come to think of that, since the Great Man made his pronouncements on Tuesday in the Senate, the Winston Salem Urinal has made no mention of this. None. Not one word.

Can't understand why - after all, it would play marvelously with their target demographics!

Stop the Freakin' Presses!! According to what I just heard, Pricky Durbin is making noises that sound suspiciously like an "Oops - I done fucked up!" Well, I'll just be go to Hell!