Temptation's A Terrible Thing

I just read an article over at Indigo's place that holds much truth in a short, funny piece entitled "A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE POLITICAL WORLD."

I was sorely tempted to steal it and throw it up here, but you really have to go to Indigo Insights to read it. A quick teaser:

Liberals invented baseball's designated hitter rule because it just wasn't
"fair" to make the pitcher also bat.