Stop the Presses!!

Sometimes a Shits & Giggles item just won't wait for the morning review. This is one of them.

A 17 year old high school student in Olathe, Kansas has been expelled from school and charged with misdemeanor battery for an "attack" on his Spanish teacher.

And just what did this attack consist of? Why, the lad vomited on said teacher! "Outrageous" claims the teacher! "Intentional" shreiks the persecutor! Of course, the student's claim that it was brought on by the stress of finals was pooh-poohed by all.

Since it was a Spanish teacher who caught the steaming lapful, I would have declared it to be no offence. Honest, folks - I couldn't make this shit up if I tried!