Viva Fidel!

I saw something scroll across the news screen this morning, and so far I've been unable to verify it at any of the main news sites.

It seems that Fidel's good bud, Chavez in Venezuela, thinks he just might get done in. I can't think of any reason for this, can you?

Anyway, Fidel's been flappin' his gums again claiming that if his best bud gets knocked off - by anyone, anywhere - then Fidel's going to blame the U.S.

Isn't that just too sweet? What does he plan to do if Chavez dies? Sent another boatlift of criminals? We did that once, remember?

Poor Fidel. He's trying so hard to be relavant these days.