S&G - Doing All My Own Stunts

Over this last weekend, some guy from Iran of all places, tried to set a Worlds Record for a motorcycle jump. He planned on jumping 22 busses parked side-by-side. Unfortunately, he met, merged and became one with bus number 13. They have already planted most of what they could find of him.

Also this past weekend, some bright spark decided to have himself shot out of a cannon. He already holds the record for being fired over 180 feet, but yesterday he tried something new. He was fired from Mexico and landed in the U.S. Just what we f'kin needed - someone to show the damn illegals another way of getting across the f'kin border.

On a different subject entirely, has anyone noticed that "intelligent design" is a good thing if you're a follower of the Kabbalah or Scientology? Me? I'm still trying to figure out if it was just one ape family that evolved or if there were a slew of them little critters. All the off-shoots that have supposedly died off over the millenia - they all come from one branch of that tree or were there buds going everywhere?

The one thing that gets me is the astrophysics dudes and dudettes who can point to the Big Bang as proof of the expanding and evolving universe, but at the point before the big bang - what they call the Singularity - all physics breaks down and they don't have a f'kin clue. Same thing with the Singularity at the center of a black hole. No physics; no clue.

Questions? I got a shitload of 'em!