In Other News

Ozzy Osbourne, in a rare fit of semi-lucidity, congratulated Bonnie Prince Chuck on his choice of mount. Among other things flying from his mouth, Ozzy was reported to have said, "His first wife got killed or something, so what’s he supposed to do, be single for the rest of his life? If he likes her and she likes him or whatever, good luck on them."

Rick Wakeman and Paul McCartney’s newest wife are really, really angry that Britain and some other European countries are allowing the importation of fur coats and stuff made from dog or cat fur. Seems these articles are being made in China where, they claimed, about 2 million dogs and cats are killed every year. (I mean, come on - these people aren’t barbarians! They don’t eat the fur, so they may as well do something with it!)

And on a sad note: Bubba, the 22 pound lobster, died while in a quarantine tank at the Pittsburgh Zoo. The cause of death is unknown. The remains of Bubba may be viewed at the dining room of the Zoo Curator. Drawn butter will be provided, but bring your own fork.