Fun With Mikey

I see where the Californian Android is in deep kimchee. The judge is allowing evidence of past acts into his trial, so unless he's got the OJ jury there, he'd better get ready to pack his toothbrush.

Can you imagine the look on Bubba's face when they drag MJ in and introduce him as his new roommate? MJ ain't never gonna have to worry about being anal retentive again, and if he thinks his back hurts now, wait til all those big boys get done jumpin' on it! Mikey is gonna be the recreational rquipment!

If he should happen to get time though, he's most likely going to be in a segregation block, as most of the boys in prison don't like molesters of little boys very much.

That would be a shame - putting him in with the general population would make a great Pay-Per-View show!