Bad Back My Ass!

I've been trying not to comment on the Kalifornia Circus going on, but after last week, well ... ...

I've had a bad back for over 25 years - had a spinal fusion that was broken in a car accident seven months later, so I know whereof I speak - and the Kiddie Cuddler definitely did not have a bad back!

First, he was standing ramrod straight - not something he'd be doing with lower back pain; you walk slowly with a slight bend forward. His turning in both directions to wave at his adoring fans? Possibly - just f'kin possibly - he could turn in one direction, but both? It would have grabbed him with pain regardless of any drug shots he may have gotted.

Finally, and I think it came from Conan O'Brien, he shows up wearing pajymas, dishevelled and looking like he just got out of bed - just the image you want to project for a child molestation case!