The Three Strike Law
After two days of Terminal Stupidity, yesterday I figured I'd top it off.
Of all the things I did, one of the absolute worst is running the vacuum. So guess what I did yesterday? You got it.
I just shovelled the Devil Dog's Landmines and plucked a zucchini from the garden for She Who Must Be Obeyed. She is off today, so she is going to enforce my rest today before she has to measure me for a pine box.
At least that's the theory.