Obnoxious Droppings

A Former Sgt in the US Marines, US Army and Australian Federal Police - With an Attitude Problem - Looking at the Shits & Giggles of life from a Quasi-Conservative Point of View * * * WARNING! STRONG LANGUAGE FOLLOWS! * * *

12 May, 2005

We Have A Winner!!


In an incredibly tight, hotly contested decision, we have a winner of the Vidkun Quisling Memorial Dildo!

The suspense was spine tingling, keeping us on the edge of our seats, and for a moment it looked like the award might have to be withheld this year, but at the last minute George Voinovich of Ohio used his magical, Jeffords-like skills to keep the trophy for a second time!

He used his tongue in ways that'd leave a $25.00 whore in tears as he ripped into John Bolton. The only thing he forgot was that not one of the "charges" brought against Mr Bolton have been substantiated.

He was so damn good that "Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware seemed taken aback at Voinovich's remarks, saying what he had prepared to say would be 'redundant and not as eloquent.' "

Should Good 'Ol George be able to slip it in one more time, the award will be retired and it will be his to keep throughout all eternity.

I always thought I was a shifty bastard, but, By George, you've earned this! Wear it in good health!

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