Shits & Giggles - The Online Version

All these come from Fox - I looked at CNN and MSNBC but I'd be here all damn day.

First, there's the heartwarming tale of Greenpeace being convicted of violations of environmental laws. It seems that they were carrying over 70,000 gallons of petroleum products without having filed a plan on what to do if it spilled. They also didn't have the proof of financial responsibility if there had been a spill.

Meanwhile, at a clinic in Sweden, researchers claim to have discovered that gay men react to the odor of testosterone more like women do instead of like straight men. Their test group of 36 people gives a really sound, scientific basis for this observation. Next we'll learn that being gay is genetic. Who passes that gene on? Gay men and women work very hard to thin the herd by their very nature, don't they?

A Federal judge in D.C. has blocked the Oil for Fraud documents from getting to our Congress, siding instead with the UN and Volker. It's always nice to know that these federal courts are working for the United States.

On Thursday, the Senate Foreign Relations Committee is again going to vote on Bolton. What's the betting line on who gets to be the Republican's next Quisling?

Finally, from Brit Hume - Clean Air Causes Global Warming!! All that clean air is allowing more sunlight to reach the ground!

And on the Congressional travel front - it now comes out that some of the Democrats who have been trying for a piece of DeLay's ballsack haven't filed the required travel reports for some time. Bobby Rush, a noted Chicago race baiter in the Je$$e Jack$on mold, hasn't filed one since 2000 - he claimed he didn't know he had to.

Isn't that special?