S&G - Once More into the Fray

Bolton's nomination comes up again today, and we have several Republicans in the hunt for the prestigeous Vidkun Quisling Memorial Dildo, awarded to the person who can come up with the most creative way of selling out his fellows. Those in the running are Lincoln Chafee, R-R.I., Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, Chuck Hagel of Nebraska, and of course George Voinovich of Ohio, our previous winner. That makes four out of a possible ten, but there's always the possibility of a dark horse, so stay tuned!

In other news, Gertrude & Hortense, in what is believed to be the final outstanding Piedmont Airways flight, made a precision landing outside Washington, D.C. yesterday after receiving a ceremonial escort from the U.S. Air Force. In honor of this momentous occasion, all of Congress turned out to welcome them. According to this article, there seems to have been some consternation expressed by some of our representatives in the Capitol because they didn't get the message earlier.

In an article on health, they ask the question, "Are you at risk of dropping dead?" I think we can all agree at some level that the answer to this burning question is "Yes."

And finally for this missive, I see where someone named Heidi Klum married a Seal in Mexico. I guess Mexico has more lenient inter-species regulations than we do. It is believed said Heidi is already with young, but I wouldn't recommend her going to Canada to whelp.