I Have the Solution!

Let's see if I have this right -

Homeland Security, thru TSA, is more interested in shaking down 80 year-old women and collecting Zippo's (but letting you have 4 books of matches??) at airports than securing our borders, ports, immigration system.

The Socialist Party in Washington is, as per nomal, in lock step, asshole to belly button with no plans or ideas, just the automatic gainsaying of what anyone else says.

The Other party in Washington is too busy trying to convince themselves that they're really Pollyanna, so they can't do anything that might upset the Socialists and make them cry.

The DoD ran their real big reshuffle of forces in the 80's, where they put pretty much entire job specialties into the Reserves. Once they're needed, guess what? Troop numbers drop, reenlistments aren't keeping with what's needed and new recruits and down.

State, CIA and the FBI are still playing "keep away" with each other, we don't (and probably won't) have an ambassador to the U.N.

Wait! I think I know just what to do to fix everything!

Get Judy Garland & Mickey Rooney to put on a show! Oh, wait - she's dead and he ain't far off, is he?

Never mind.