The Son of Shits & Giggles - The Sequel

In the wake of all the recent child abductions, the state of North Carolina is coming up with a novel approach. The Democratic-controlled state legislature is trying to pass a bill that will cut the sentences for most felonies. Now, this won't effect first degree murder or the lowest level felonies, but those in the middle like first degree rape or child abuse inflicting serious injury - those will get the lighter sentences. I have no idea how I can legally respond to this.

In the beautiful town of Mocksville, NC, there's a new Chief of Police in town. And he has the best credentials I've seen in a while - he used to be a director of Animal Control. Perfect!

In an unpublished study, a perfesser in Alberta, Canada says that parents take better care of the pretty children than they do of the ugly ones. Well, duh! We're talking Canada here! They're trying to selectively breed a Master Race up there!

Utah, in a brave move, has decided that, fuck a bunch of No Child Left Behind, we'll leave ours behind if we damn well please!

The parents of a 21 year-old girl who was killed by a pepper pellet fired by the police when she was rioting after the Red Sux beat the Wankees last year got 5.1 Million Dollars from the city. That's way too much to be paying for rioters, IMHO.

And then we have the OpEd page of the winston salem urinal. The first editorial tries desperately to make a distinction between the parents of the little rascals trying to eat more of our tax dollars in the tertiary school system and the little rascals themselves. The parents? "Illegal Immigrants." The kiddies? "Undocumented Immigrants." The reason? The kiddies just got dragged along when Mom & Pop decided to bust the border. Sorry - I ain't buying it.

Then we have something from the "Media General News Service" called Marsha Mercer, who says the president is saying we have to destroy social security in order to save it. Uh Huh. Yep.

On the following page tho, there's an article complaining about how the younger generations aren't saving enough for their retirement. Well, of course they're bloody not! The Dems and the MSM have spent the last five months telling them that investing their own money is a bad thing!

Your turn.