More Shits & Giggles

What have we got today for your information and edification:

Laura opened a Texas-sized can of Whoopass on Dubya. Can anyone out there, in their wildest dreams, see Ms. Heinz-Kerry doing that? Or Hillary? OK - well, maybe her, but as a joke??

Speaking of Ms H-K, her Foundation (isn't that an undergarment?) gave a quarter of a mil to someone who's a "Mental Health Advocate." Hell, for that kind of money I'd wheel my butt around town saying Mental Health is Good!

I see that the Winston Salem branch of Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians And Gays is looking for a volunteer facilitator for their monthly support group get-togethers. I'd list the requirements but they're covered in corn flakes & coffee - and those damn corn flakes sting when leaving thru the nose! I would have said that their group's name is a real mouthful, but ... ...

The CEO at Morgan Stanley got a vote of confidence from the board, because he's so good for the shareholders. Their clients, however, are still fucked.

Mexico is planning on opening a sea port to rival the one in Los Angeles. They reckon it'll be ready for them to operate by next year. It's called Long Beach.

People in Nepal are still pissed about the King keeping power. For a touch of perspective here, maybe these folks should have a quick glance to their immediate West. After seeing what's happened to Tibet, maybe the King ain't that bad after all.

Arkansas had an earthquake Sunday that caused over $4 million in improvements. At first they thought the tremors were felt in Kentucky, but it turned out to be Bubba's still going airborne again.

I distort, you deride.