So Sad

Nancy Kerrigan has had a baby boy. Seven pounds nine ounces and 21 inches long. She named him Brian.

Other than the fact that Monty Python fans can have fun with that name, why do I even have to know who she is? She's a second-rate ice skater who told Mickey Mouse to go fuck himself if I remember correctly, and she made a star out of the thug Tanya Harding.

Is there anyone out there who really cares if this person - or her family - lives or dies? Okay, maybe if she can find some spectacular way to die that has lots of entertainment value.

If there's anyone out there who cares, let me know. OK??