Today Really Sucks

I really hate Mondays like this.

I had to go for my morphine pump's bi-monthly oil & lube job. It was scheduled for 10:15 but they fucked around and I ended up getting out of there after 11:30. Pissed me right off.

Then I get home and do the daily dog shit detail. I finish up and put the tools away - and the damn dog decides to drop a fresh steamer for me. Waddaya gonna do?

I figured I'd get domestic and semi-clean the kitchen. I circled the house rounding up everything I could find for the dishwasher. I grab a Pepsi and come here to start blogging - and I realize I put the ashtrays in the wash.

I searched for a spare and came back - and find that the damn glass I put the Pepsi in has a leak.

And it's not even 3:00pm! I knew today was gonna be a bad day anyway:

- It's the 10th anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing.
- It's the 50th anniversary of Einstein's death.
- It'a the 99th anniversary of the San Francisco earth quake.
- It's the 60th anniversary of war correspondant Ernie Pyle's
death.
- It's the 22nd anniversary if the bombing of the American Embassy in
Beruit.

Is that enough?