Right Wing Duck Sells Out

The Devious Drake, aka Right Wing Duck, has lost his amateur status. He was last seen spreading joy (he's spreading something - I hope it's joy) over at Frank J's place, IMAO.

His news wrap-ups are just as good as ever - as long as you ignore the plaintive begging in the commercials.

Congrats on going pro, Duck! Shame the NCAA will cancel your eligibility!