I HATE It When That Happens!

I haven't even made it to the bottom of Ann Coulter's column for today, entitled "2004 - Highlights and Lowlifes".

Now I'm going to have to get another new keyboard. And I'll never get these damn coffee stains off the monitor and the walls.

Yeah - it's that good. Go forth and see for yourself, but unless you enjoy having hot coffee shoot out your nose, keep it off the desk while reading.