Mommy! They're Stealing The Election Again!

Fox News says that those bad Republican Massa's is at it again!

According to John Kerry, a part-time Senator and Viet Nam Veteran, in every one of the "Battleground States" (i.e., not California or New York) those despicable Republicans are trying to suppress minorities from voting.

Although no one (that we are aware of) has actually entered a voting booth yet, people of all color and mix are being denied replacement ballots when one is spoiled.

While making these charges, "Democrats rejected a GOP offer to put a lawyer from each party in every voting district across the nation on Election Day.

Kerry said he has his own team of lawyers "of all color and all mix" examining possible voting problems to try to prevent a repeat of the 2000 election disputes. He also has said he has thousands of lawyers around the country prepared to monitor the polls on Nov. 2."

I can't put my finger on exactly why that above statement doesn't give me the warm fuzzies. It must be a flaw in my character somewhere. FLASH - After reading Grouchy Old Cripple, I found the flaw! It has something to do with "Stupid Liberal Phrases" and Selecting a President!

Personally though, with Kerry's team of "all color and mix", I'd like to meet the representative of the Left-Handed Lesbians for a Free Sudan.

Could make for an interesting dinner conversation.