Boy Wonder - A Bio

Some of you out there may have noticed in the comments that Boy Wonder and I share the same disgusting sense of humor. There's a reason for this (besides genetics).

When living in Australia, he attended Marist, a Jesuit school; then went to St Edmunds High School, run by the Christian Brothers. While in high school, he managed one year to get a zero in Religion for the entire year. Now, this can't be done by accident - even a stopped clock is right twice a day. No, this took real talent. When She Who Must Be Obeyed and I were called in to the school to discuss this, it was all I could do to keep a straight face.

My boy is also flatulent in several languages. He holds a dubious record that I had never seen before, and deserved a standing ovation:

While at my mate Freddo's house, the normal loo was in use, so sunny boy used the one off Freddo's bedroom. After the paint and wallpaper peeled off the walls and the tiles started to melt, he was banned from EVER using the loo in that house again - there was a gas station two blocks away.

I was so proud!