Nelson Day

If anyone wants to invade England, today would be a pretty good choice. 105 years ago today, Horatio Nelson defeated the French and Spanish at the Battle of Trafalgar, and the Royal Navy has celebrated this date ever since.

I figure about 3/4 of the Navy will have a bellyfull of rum today, giving an invader at least a running shot!

Of course, the Royal Air Force won't be celebrating, so be prepared to get your ass blown off.