This is a Hanging Offense

I see where 39 sewer rats at Gitmo are on a hunger strike. What I don't understand about this is our gummit giving these boys IV pork chops instead of just honoring their choice to die. Maybe the hunger strike is because their favorite interrogator is gone?

According to a government inquiry into allegations of abuse there, an unnamed interrogator was giving these scumsuckers names and social security numbers of their MP guards, hoping to get information in return. In fact, this interrogator identified more with the scum than with their own Marines!

It turned out that the (totally unfounded) allegations of abuse against the Marines were made by this same interrogator! Hangin's too good fer him!