The Elevator Guy
And I don't mean Otis.
I guess by now everyone's heard of the poor guy who was stuck in an elevator in New York for something like 80 hours or so.
Now it turns out that he (and his whole family by the sound of it) is here illegally. Yep, more Illegal F'kin Aliens.
And the kicker to all this? The Police are being dragged over the coals because it's assumed that they were the ones who told the press about his status - and you can't do that in NY. Illegal F'kin Aliens are sancrosanct in the city that used to have two tall towers, now gone thanks to Illegal F'kin Aliens.
Somewhere along the line you'd think some semblance of sanity would prevail there.