Decisions, Decisions

I don't know whether to shit or go blind.

The Right Reverend Jesse L. Jackson, founder and president of Rainbow/PUSH and accomplished extortionist is coming to Winston Salem!

On May 12th at 6:00pm, he will be the opening speaker at the 2005 State of Black North Carolina. This year the conference organizers have decided that they want to attract a wider audience than last year, so they've lowered the registration fee to $39.00 - - from $300!!

There's just so many ways I could go with this. I'll leave it up to your imagination, and no, I will not be putting out aiming stakes.