A Salt of the Earth

Salt has always been a staple of human society. The reason you get a salary is because at one time it was actually paid in salt.

Once again, the Center for Science in the Public Interest has gone absolutely bug-fuck over the American diet, which they want to control all aspects of. Remember how bad movie popcorn is for you? That was them as well.

Now, according to our favorite slavering canine, they want to take control of the amount of salt you partake of on a daily basis.

Trying to get into my kitchen could be a bit tricky for those turds - not to mention very, very painful!