Gummi Snacks Lead to Murder!

Just about all the major MSM arteries have picked up on the story from the AP about the New Jersey SPCA going ballistic over Kraft Foods newest Gummi - Road Kill Gummi's.

These new gummi candies consist of snakes, squirrels and chickens with flat spots covered in tire treads. Well, I can understand the outrage.

Imaging the 4 year-olds who eat these - they might grab the old man's car and start aiming at the nearest barnyard! The Horror! The Outrage! Kraft immediately buckled, saying they never meant to offend anyone.

It's got to where no one can take a joke anymore.

And you know what they say - if you can't take a joke, don't you?