Ripped From The Headlines

From the Winston Salem Urinal Wire Reports:

BRUSSELS - A group representing journalists world wide have urged governments to do more to protect reporters, after 129 of them were killed in 2004.

The International Federafion of Journalists said the three top places to go if a journalist is tired of life are Iraq (49), Phillipines (13) and India (7) deaths respectively. 2004 harvest of reporters was the highest since the Federation started keeping records (conveniently, in the 80's - why not before?).

I think I may have come up with a was that world governments can assist these journalists in their quest to be kept coccooned from possible side-effects of combat - keep them the hell away from those places! Throwing the pricks out of the 'embed' system would be a wonderful start!

TEHRAN - Iranian officials have said that they will not be intimidated by 'threats' such as Presient Bush saying that all options are open in the US dealings with Iran.

The Minister of "Defence" in Iran cryptically said "We have developed a might that no country can attack us because they do not have accurate information about our military capabilities".

Other than their ability to torture the English language, would you take that as a threat that the Iranians have developed nuclear weapons?

Seems to me to be more than enough reason to blow the shit outta'em, don't you?