Obnoxious Droppings

A Former Sgt in the US Marines, US Army and Australian Federal Police - With an Attitude Problem - Looking at the Shits & Giggles of life from a Quasi-Conservative Point of View * * * WARNING! STRONG LANGUAGE FOLLOWS! * * *

25 November, 2004

The Islamic Plague


"Arafat brought a new integrity to the word disgusting. After Arafat got through praying, no cockroach would crawl across the carpet except on stilts, after which the carpets had to be burned and its ashes scattered. Arafat’s only humanitarian function was as an emergency landing field for flies unable to maintain altitude.

Yasser Arafat was grotesque, even in this era of big-time ugly. His physical appearance was known to incite a stampede among wart hogs, and his smile could cause a pregnant camel to miscarry. Had he died on the African veldt, the vultures would have sent his carcass back to the kitchen. His face looked like someone had found a way to grow hair on a pizza. Standing next to Arafat, Charles Manson would look like Jack Armstrong, the all-American boy. It was suggested, that when he traveled, he carried a rat turd in his wallet for identification."

This is but a small taste of what awaits you at Norman Liebmann's Firehat - he cracked me up from start to finish, no mean task!

I'm going to have to spend the rest of the morning trying to clean coffee stains off the monitor, wall, printer and everything else that got in the way. Go back through his archives as well - he's just as good regardless of the topic he chooses to skewer!

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