Someone - Anyone - - PLEASE!

For the love of Humanity, will someone please perform a public service and eviscerate Dr. Neil Clark Warren?

Should I see him or his eHarmony.com ads one more time, I refuse to be held responsible for my actions. In order to save my family from living through the horror of me being declared clinically insane (again), maybe we can kidnap him and send him to the Iraqis for ritual beheading?