Who Gets Blamed Next?

Let's see - so far John Kerry fell on the ski slopes, but that wasn't his fault - that son of a bitch Secret Service agent pushed him. Yeah, right.

Then he was called on some of his speeches being full of shit, but that wasn't his fault - son of a bitch speech writers forced him to read that out loud. Uh-huh.

Now John Kerry is firing his top aides and bringing in Clinton's boys, because those other aides wouldn't let him respond to the Swift Boat Vets. Those sons of bitches.

Should this excremental leftover ever make it to the highest office in this land - or the world, for that matter - who is he going to blame when this nation gets nuked??