John Kerry's Latest Reinvention

Effective today, the Poodle's not a Poodle anymore!

He is now officially a PoodleHawk. Not only is he a PoodleHawk, he's the bravest, baddest PoodleHawk that has ever been. After all, he served in Viet Nam! He even committed War Crimes, so you just know what a brave, strong PoodleHawk he really is!

He might have a problem with those members of his party who are against the war, though, so his attempt to out-Conservative the Conservatives may run into a few problems.

In a 'sneak peek' of the upcoming debates, I came across this picture of this new PoodleHawk telling President Bush just how sad and pathetic the President's attempt at fighhting the War on Terror really is:



You can see just how impressed the President is with this 'dressing down' by the PoodleHawk.

One question, though - how is this PoodleHawk going to fight this Tougher and Smarter War if he's already said he'll start pulling the troops back home?