This Just In - Hilarious

What can I say? I think Norman Liebmann over at Firehat is one of the funniest commentators on the web. His "This Just In" bits and pieces can leave coffee all over the keyboard, monitor, wall, well, you get the idea.

How can you go past a man who writes:

"THIS JUST IN: A prominent ichthyologist speculates that shaking hands with Jacques Chirac has to be the nearest experience there is to masturbating an eel."

And that's not the best of it. Go and see for yourself! It will start your day off with a bang!