Da Coach for Senate?

As a native Chicagoian, I just couldn't pass up this story from FoxNews.

Sorry, Iron Mike, but I just can't picture you in the Senate, although I'd love to see you going toe-to-toe with Mass. Senator Waterwings!

UPDATE: Mike Ditka has decided not to run for the vacancy in Illinois - and one reason he gives is the very one I cite above! He fears he will not be able to control his actions when faced with the two-faced, fuck-faced demon-rats.

We still love you, Coach!