! ! ! ! !

STOP

THE

FREAKING

PRESSES!

Newsweek has retracted their little fiction about the Koran being desecrated! All you dead guys - come on back - they didn't really mean it. Just a joke, you know. I mean, how could they possibly have forseen the reaction Muslims would have had to that story.

After all - Newsweek pisses on the Bible weekly and no one in their circles sees anything wrong with that!