How To Really Screw With The Election
Boy Wonder came up to me last night with something that could really mess up the election outcome.
I don't know where he got it from - I'm presuming it wasn't an original thought - but:
When you go to vote, pretend to slip and fall at the entrance to the polling station. With the number of lawyers that will be at these places, you should be inundated with business cards and offers of support.
That should distract the vultures long enough for everyone else to register an honest vote in peace.
What do you think? Anyone have any refinements to this basic plan?