Awwww - We've Gone and Upset the NEA

According to this story from Fox, you - yes YOU! have gone and upset all those poor folks at the National Endowment for the Arts.

It seems that you just aren't reading the "poetry", "plays" or "narrative fiction" that their "authors" (hack, spit) are churning out.

Of course, there's no mention of the QUALITY of this pap - the person who made this report is himself a poet - so all you illiterates out there better start reading this crap. We wouldn't want them to cry, would we? (smirk smirk guffaw)