We're Bad! Officially!

What do Sudan, Rwanda, Zimbabwe and the United States have in common?

Well, according to Amnesty International, we're the worst human rights violators on the planet! In fact, according to that totally unbiased and neutral organization, we're pretty close to being Number One!!

The reasons for this? Well, let's see - there's Guantanamo Bay, we Neandrathals still have the death penalty, we don't prostrate ourselves before Mother Europe and, despite the best efforts of our National Newspapers and other "news" organs, we never genuflected before Stalin.

How dare we?!

We even had the temerity to take umbrage over being attacked. Just how f'kin dare we?

Amnesty International made this decision about us while working with the International Committee of the Red Cross - you know, the guys that made sure the Nazis made it to South America after WWII?

Dick Chaney is offended. I get a bad case of the giggles.