Oh, Those Crazy Kerrys!

The Kerry Family Diaries:
This is from CNSNews:

Mrs. Kerry Apologizes for Saying Mrs. Bush Never Had a 'Real Job'(CNSNews.com) -

Teresa Heinz Kerry said Wednesday she misspoke by saying she didn't know if First Lady Laura Bush ever had a "real job." Heinz Kerry's comments were made in an interview with the USA Today on Wednesday when she was asked if she would be different from Mrs. Bush. "Well, you know, I don't know Laura Bush. But she seems to be calm, and she has a sparkle in her eye, which is good," Heinz Kerry said in the interview. "But I don't know that she's ever had a real job - I mean, since she's been grown up. So her experience and her validation comes from important things, but different things," she added. But in a later statement released Wednesday, Heinz Kerry said she "forgot" that Mrs. Bush had been a librarian and school teacher. "I had forgotten that Mrs. Bush had worked as a school teacher and librarian, and there couldn't be a more important job than teaching our children," Heinz Kerry said. "As someone who has been both a full time mom and full time in workforce, I know we all have valuable experiences that shape who we are. I appreciate and honor Mrs. Bush's service to the country as First Lady, and am sincerely sorry I had not remembered her important work in the past."

By what I understand, Ms. Heinz (Kerry for political purposes only) was employed by the United Nations. When was she ever "full time in the workforce"? The Kerry Campaign must be getting very tired of trying to pry that boot out of her mouth!

And in this from Fox News, her gigilo - er - hubby is out in the wilds of a private game preserve in Ohio attempting to murder the AFLAC mascot. He also plans to show the people what a regular guy he is "by hunting, watching baseball and talking about his faith." A regular guy? Talking about his faith? North of the Mason Dixon Line? I'm not sure if I should be impressed or insulted. Oh, wait - I do know!