Those Champions of the Downtrodden (Yeah, Right)

Whether through inheritance, marriage or shystering; Waterwings, Lurch and Junior are three of the richest people to have ever graced our staid and dignified Senate Chamber. So why is it that they work so hard at hiding every cent of their ill-gotten gains from the Department of the Treasury while happily deriding any attempts to let us poor folks keep our hard earned nickles and dimes?

Is it their love for the Common Man? Could it be their way of Championing the Downtrodden?

Nah - they're just hypocritical lying theiving sons of bitches. (My apologies to any real SOBs out there - I know they're not that bad once ya get to know them)