Some Random Quotes From Politicians

"We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur."
               - Al Gore
 
"What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty."
               - Bill CLinton, after a survey ranked the Lewinsky scandal as the 53d most significant story of the century
 
"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25."
               - Sen. Mary Ann Tebedo (R-CO)
 
"She's a wonderful, wonderful person, and we're looking to a happy and wonderful night ... uh, life."
               - Sen. Tedy Kennedy, about his fiancee at the time